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Friday, May 21, 2010
I feel compelled to share that when I did the google image search for the hamster photo, I discovered a website for hamster lovers called "Hamsterific". I am just waiting for an appropriate opportunity to slip that one in to a conversation.
I like to balance things on my head, and I’m good at it.
I like to sleep (more than normal people), and I’m good at that too.
I like hotel rooms, and make a point of using everything in them that I can, from mini shampoos to coat hangers.
I hate it when people say, “It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity,” I don’t believe in the “wind-chill factor,” and I’m not too sure about vitamins either.
I have a complicated relationship with Time.
My goal in life is to figure out what my Goal In Life is, before the wrinkle connecting my left nostril to the corner of my mouth becomes botox-worthy.